The Chalke Valley

The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.

Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley

Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.

by ZEBE100 March 8, 2020

greasy chalk duster

when a group or possy of civilians get together and acquire a hostage And then proceed to pull out their shlongs and urinate all over their hostage

hey man wanna get some guys together and set p a greasy chalk duster tonight

penispeeurinepossycrewshlong

by chodley696969 March 4, 2016

Chalk disorder

Also known as Chalkism

An involuntary action when ignorant or less educated people speak and all you hear is nails on a chalk bored altho not a medical condition yet beliefs that medicinal marijuana will help with the condition

My Chalk disorder is so bad I can’t shop at Walmart

by ownzing you all June 17, 2018

chalk talk

Writing on a chalk board to communicate or remember.

The professor decided to chalk talk us through the first 15 minutes of our class today.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Chalk

someone who is not good looking or something not being good

“You get that girls number?”
“No, she was chalk.”

“Sorry I cant hang out today.”
“Damn man that’s chalk”

by SupremeBenji February 20, 2019

chalk

When you masturbate so much that instead of cum, you shoot out a white or light grey dust.

I jacked off so many times in DDD I chalked!

by Ian The Cat December 5, 2018

Poop Chalk

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.

Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010