magic chalk

A chunk of calcium carbonate with marijuana in the mix. Found in a cave on a land mass in the world known commonly as the chalk zone. The first known person to ever hold this stuff is Rudy Tabootie, who ordered marijuana chalk, and now thinks that he is a boy going on adventures in a chalk board with his imaginary friend who is, ironically, named snap. He does stupid things in his imagination with and sometimes thinks of a girl named penny sanchez who looks like a character from

The obscure show "cyber chase" and needs to get over his marijuana issues.

Still think it's no big deal?
Rudy, you have to draw something!
AND of course, magic chalk

by Baxterdam September 27, 2017

Broke the Chalk

When your teacher gives a lesson that is so off the hook that their chalk just can't handle it.

Dude, Mr. K totally broke the chalk today in third hour.

by Big Papa C-Dog March 23, 2017

Chalking the Nose Cue

The act of being so into a 69, your nose enters her rectum, causing a brown rub on your nose tip...

"Dude, Christine had me so into 69ing with her last night, I didn't realize how much I got into her; I chalked my nose cue..."
"Mark, that is REALLY Chalking the Nose Cue}, it's still there! WASH YOUR FACE!!!"

by DirtyMark27 December 11, 2017

Getting chalked

When a male uses pool chalk on the tip of there penis and uses that as lub' for anal sex.

Dammmmn i bet sara is so used to getting chalked.

by Dez nouts April 18, 2016

chalk comet

a severely damaged penis which is still fit for purpose.

bernard's exposed chalk comet was the main topic of conversation at the bus stop

by percy puberty September 5, 2016

Chalk

The worst thing to touch the planet. Ever everybody should hate it

Chalk sucks.

by Chalk-sucks January 21, 2021

chalk-beast

a college instructor who tends to get chalk all over his or her body, including the face and stomach, while writing important academic concepts on the chalkboard.

Wow. Look at that chalk-beast go! She has chalk all over her neck, and she's scribbling concepts all over the chalkboard.

by pandabear1236 July 23, 2012