Ceri

A girl who for some reason thinks she's really smart, but actually shes probably the dumbest person you know, think about it.
Extremely beautiful, shes different to everyone else because she doesn't like to follow the crowd, easily pissed of, and very sensitive but no way will she show it, falls in love easily because shes insecure and always worrying about her looks, even if its not important, she needs a caring man in her life to tell her she's beautiful and treat her like a princess, mostly falls in love with people with names beginning with J,H&C.

But on the other hand, her body is slammin!
Her breasts are not to big or to small, her ass is just the best ass youve ever seen, and shes got a vagina of a pornstar!
You'd be lucky to have hot sweaty moments with this girl, tight as fuck;)! Milk you quicker than a cow could say moooo

Usually have blue or green eyes, a really nice smile and a great sense of humor, you'd be lucky to have this girl as your own.

Person 1: hey, i had to let ceri down last night because im not into relationships..
Person 2: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING..IF YOU WONT HAVE HER I DEFINATELY WILL

by SuckerForLove October 20, 2013

Certified Officials

Meaning to be recongized as one or many of the real thing in it's category.

Certified Officials are the best gears of war clan ever.

by ThaxTruth August 20, 2008

CARITSTC

Acronym for 'Causing a rift in the time space continuum' to describe a situation which should never occur or combines such diametric opposites it would appear to have sever cosmic consequences.

Did you know Pete Doherty is banging Nancy Regan? That is so CARITSTC.

by DJ Gorman August 31, 2010

Cerathon

A movie marathon that consists entirely of films containing Michael Cera as the main character. These marathons are to be viewed in chronological order by release date.

-Term coined by a proven Master of the Internet, and therefore not my credit.

Dude 1: Hey bro, you up for (arguably cool activity)?
Dude 2: Nah dude, I'm headed to watch a Cerathon at another bro's house.
Dude 1: That blows (arguably cool activity) out of the water! Can I go too?
Dude 2: Sure!

by Dropkick Johnson January 8, 2011

Certification Practice Statement

Certification Practice Statement is communal document with description of practices of Certification authority issuing, renewing, revoking and validating Digital / Electronic Certificates and for emphasizing to keep confidence on Certificates

Certification Practice Statement, communal document Certification, authority, issuing, renewing, revoking,validating, Electronic,

by s j tubrazy January 6, 2013

cenitra

Is usually a woman of endearing qualities, loyal faithful with a beautiful glow of love in life..

It's Cenitra makes me think of a totally different beat and sound.

by Cjspiritual January 7, 2016

Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.

Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?

by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016