Cereal Eater

When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"

-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?

by 0utofSight December 3, 2018

Fart Cereal

The act in which you fart into a cereal box and then serve someone cereal from that box.

Eva was mad at Michael and served him a huge bowl of fart cereal

by Mamaeva May 4, 2020

Cereal in Exile

The bits of cereal that fall between the outside of the plastic bag and inside the cereal box after you finish filling a bowl of cereal.

Jim : Oh no there's no more Fruit Loops left!

Billy : Did you check underneath the plastic bag for some cereal in exile?

by M2012 June 11, 2011

cereal respect

Respecting someones choices surrounding breakfast cereal.

"Bro, you like soggy cereal? I lost all cereal respect for you...."

by petrot August 25, 2022

Cereal Hoe

A person who will do anything for cereal

Abby can be a cereal hoe sometimes

Don't say that Ryanne she's getting help

by Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz😇 June 13, 2016

lil cereal

ananya

“yo look it’s lil cereal! ayo much what’s crunchin 🤤😈‼️“

by deeznutzlol May 9, 2021

Cereal Second

One who pours milk into bowl before the cereal. Also sure sign someone is a cop.

Heard Chris was a cereal second guy, not really surprising considering all the trouble he got out of after the bust.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 30, 2018