Knowing Cassie, how can I put this plainly? Simply put, this is one hell of a ride. Knowing an Cassie will change your life, for the good and for the bad. There’s ups, downs, and laughs of 100 decimals. There’s ins, outs, and all sort of roundabouts. If there is laughter it will usually be accompanied by running very very fast away. The amount of gluten free bread crumbs you will have to gnaw away at will simply be no match for the gluten free bread that will give you the stomach ache of a lifetime. Cassie is shy at first, but will soon make her lion roar known to all men and humans alike. When she meets up with her close friend Black Beauty and the newest one Sunflower Dress, it’s all over for the boys in town. Girls don’t stand a chance when Cassie is on the loose. Buckle in, because this is one hell of a ride, and you don’t want to be losing any teeth on the way. Remember emergencies only when you go home to see Mummy.
“Cassie? That girl gave me a whole pack of gluten free breadcrumbs!”
“You can keep that for an entire year - They don’t go out of date!”
“You can keep that for an entire year - They don’t go out of date!”
by squirrelmetimbers December 23, 2023

Cassie is a beautiful young lady. She is quite talented in the fine arts. She enjoys singing and dancing all the time. She is a great friend and a wonderful person all around. She is often touched by people's generous words. She's also a complete hoss.
There's Cassie Hosstin! Wow. I wish I could be just like her.
Cassie Hosstin is going to be on broadway one day!
Cassie Hosstin just knocked the other sock off of Dr. Brown!
Cassie Hosstin is going to be on broadway one day!
Cassie Hosstin just knocked the other sock off of Dr. Brown!
by bakerssquare August 19, 2011

to perform a “Cassie leeman” you must preform the blumpkin act in a public bathroom while simultaneously hitting the cart.
Yooo Pete I am feining so bad dawg we need to go hit the Cassie Leeman in the bathroom so I can ejaculate and shit and hit the cart bro
by doitfartbabygorl September 25, 2025

My love, my life. She means the world to me. If I were to lose her I would lose myself. She's so kind, but gets aggravated easily, she pushes away. She loves to her fullest though. She over thinks, but is so kind still. She is so confident, and brave. Everytime you see her your jaw drops at her essence. She definitely has a boyfriend who is not on her level. Probably short, but if he makes her happy he's acceptable. Whoever makes her happy is acceptable. I love my Cassie. If the world takes her away again I'd never stop crying.
by moonbatZZ March 16, 2025

Person 1 :"Hey! Did you hear that cassies have milk in them?"
Person 2: "I didn't, I thought they only used 'nukes'"
Person 2: "I didn't, I thought they only used 'nukes'"
by Teddy and Straw's sister May 8, 2018

Any creature with a trait that immediately makes you think of a person. Most commonly a pink haired fictional woman.
by Ehmu February 10, 2024

by Smokedatcushboiiiiii June 2, 2019
