(1)- man, that bitch sucked my jizz canon for like a whole hour last night
(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.
(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.
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"This is ridiculous, you've memorized the respawn locations, wait, wait, Canon to the left of him, Canon to the right of him!"
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