Candace

Totally nuts. Absolute BS. Crazy. Off the wall. Conspiratorial. Oddly Tangential.

That’s a load of Candace, dude.

What? That’s totally Candace!

You are acting like a freaking Candace right now, stop it.

I’m going full Candace on these people, seriously.

Did you hear about Jay getting fired? Total Candace.

by Kelly Jordan October 20, 2025

Dirty candan

When candan shoves his dixk up his own arse

Im lonlet but I done a dirty candan last night

by my nans a goblin November 4, 2020

Heart Canda

SHES HOT AS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!

will you marry me heart canda

by Heart's husband March 15, 2021

A Candace

When you shart the shower.

I was taking a nice hot shower and I busted a Candace. Never trust a fart.

by Datphatcat October 9, 2021

COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)

When you recognize patterns that send you into an investigative spiral. Often includes symptoms of near-schizophrenic manic research and conspiratorial thinking.

Coined in reference to how Candace Owens be moving quite regularly, most notably in the wake of the killing of her business partner and personal friend, Charles (Charlie) James Kirk.

“i think my boyfriend is cheating on me because he started buying a new brand of mayonnaise”
“Girl, you for sure have COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)”

by ChuckKirkenuinely February 8, 2026

the stephanie and candace

a dynamic duo that met 3 hours ago and shared ice cream

1. Man, we really turned into the stephanie and candace

by yeetskrtdab1738 December 29, 2019

Who is Candace?

the forbidden joke

#Person1: Who is candace? #Person2: YOUR MOM HUNG HERSELF #Person1: 😢

That''s the effect of the forbidden joke.

by that one person who is stupid August 2, 2023