Call of Duty: Theories

Theory 1 - If a player is talking and is 12yo or younger he and all others that age sound the exact same.

Theory 2 - If a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP!"

Theory 3 - No one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing CoD. However we all know that is bullshit and no one cares about that. However no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little shit heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the fucking match.

Theory 4 - If you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE!

Theory 5 - If you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play CoD. You will cause all other players to get pissed off when you finally lose connection.

Theory 6 - The only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. Other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot.

Theory 7 - If you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this.

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Call of Duty: Theories

Real Life Example:

- Map: Downfall -

{Player 1} - "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP! THIS MAP IS DUMB, SKIP THE MAP."

{Player 2} - "Hey kid how old are you?"

{Player 1} - "I'm 12. Why do you want to know?"

{Player 2} - "LOL. Hey everyone my theory i told you guys earlier is right see. LOL. Every kid on here under 12 sounds fucking the same and they all fucking tell you to skip the map!"

{Player 3} - "Ya dude. This is like the hundreth time this same thing has happened to me."

{Player 1} - "Oh yea then how old are you?"

{Player 2} - "17"

{Player 1} - "Oh yea... well... I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!"

{Player 2} - " I bet you did"

{Player 3} - "LOL. You havn't even hit puberty yet kid. LOL. Matter of fact you probaly don't even know what fuck means.

{Player 2} - "LOL. He left. Evidently he didn't like us.

{Player 3} - "Oh well. He was on my team and doing nothing but getting his ass killed. Don't mind him leaving at all."

{Player 4} - "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

by Houck&Barker July 28, 2009

Call of Du-date

When two people (usually guys) start talking about Call of Duty, exchange gamertags or whatever the hell PS3 calls it, and set a definitive time to play. Easier to arrange than normal dates.

Mac: Hey what are you gonna be doing after work?

Tod: Just got that Black Ops son.

Mac: NO SHIT?? Me too, XBOX or PS3??

Tod: XBOX 360 all the way dude.

Mac: Oh dude give me your gamertag and we'll rape some cats later.

Tod: It's a call of du-date.

Mac: Ok fag, hit me up later.

by pureglaucoma January 5, 2011

Call Man

The sidekick of a rapper; one who practically echoes and emphasizes whatever the rapper is saying.

Snoop Dogg: What's up?

Call Man: WHAT'S UP???

Snoop Dogg: Put your hands in the air!

Call Man: Put your hands up! Put 'em up!

by Flying Molly April 26, 2011

call the police

a threat by anyone to literally call the police.

get away or i'll call the police

by cookies!!!!!!!!! nom nom nom March 6, 2019

Call of Dutist

A person who believes that he knows everything about the military just because he plays a lot of call of duty games.

"I'm telling you, people in the army do 360 quick-scopes with a sniper."
"Shut up you call of dutist"

by uknwwhoitis August 28, 2011

Call of Duty Syndrome

A state of mind similar to Tourette's Syndrome often experienced by the lifeless 10-year olds who play Call of Duty. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
- Mood swings
- Shouting random crap
- Violent outbursts
- Unpredictable behavior
- Anxiety
- Rapid heartbeat
- Irritability

Things that cause Call of Duty Syndrome to flare up are:
- Meeting a German
- Planes
- Helicopters
- CoD haters
- Meeting a Russian
- Being approached from behind
- Fresh Air
- Sounds
- Existance
- Everything not mentioned here

by InvisibleWater July 3, 2012

Call Brand

Any brand of liquor that a customer must ask for by name in a restaurant or bar, instead of the more generic and less expensive house brand.

"Call for another round of Captain and Coke." Here the person is directing someone to order them a rum and Coke, and is asking for Captain Morgan Spiced Rum (the Call Brand) instead of the less expensive Well Brand kept under the counter.

by Lead Flyman April 22, 2010