calcabash

(verb) - The act of bashing something into a calculator.

I dropped two marks on my assignment, i forgot to calcabash my fractions

by smithxsmith March 5, 2014

Caecilius

vir in horto esse amat

Caecilius est in horto

by aquasulis April 5, 2017

calcium dust

What the human skin is made of

Calcium dust? Oh no. The team didn’t abandon the space station, they were, disintegrated.

by Prof.gamer February 16, 2018

calcicunt

a bitch ass smart person

'dude youre such a calcicunt, laev'

by thelævfam September 27, 2018

Calculus

N. A field of mathematics which was devised by Isaac Newton to be used as means for social darwinism on basis of intelligence due to its impossibility to understand for persons with IQ's lower than 160 .

Baby who has an IQ of 140 couldn't understand the First Fundamental Theorem of Calculus after studying it solely for 12 hours. Todd Ericson who has an IQ above 200 understood it before he was done reading the written definition.

by Santiago Cantu December 17, 2018

Calceet

The act of eating a calculator with a manic look on one's face

Jack: did you see john calceet
Gary: what the fuck

by Skedaddleskedoodle December 12, 2019

Calculus

A field of math that's only known for being hard because the standard method of teaching it is so unnecessarily unintuitive that no one can understand the actual meaning of whatever the fuck they're doing

Newton: I just invented Calculus, a field of math so diverse that it can be applied to almost any topic from economics to biology
Literally everyone else: That's wonderful! I'm sure you'll share it with everyone and make the world a better place
Newton: Nah, I'm gonna write the first calculus textbook to be intentionally confusing and unintuitive just so my accomplishment seems more impressive.
Literally everyone else: bruh.

by Some_furry September 11, 2020