cake

bromance between calum freaking hood and luke frickin hemmings

If you dont ship cake go jump off a bridge.

by fivesosasf April 04, 2015

Cake

The source of both immense power and all evil. Only the bravest go cakeless.

I won't bow down to the evils of cake! I'M GOING CAKELESS!!!!

by NotForrestGump June 06, 2013

Cake

A lie

The cake is a mother fucking lie!

by EdgeworthFucker July 01, 2011

That's cakes

It's over or you done fucked up

"Oh you wanna play yea that's cakes"

by Kingwezzy257 July 30, 2017

Caking

The act of taking cake and pushing it into your partners rectum. They then push it back out and you both enjoy dessert, usually with a post sex cup of tea or coffee.

Had a serious birthday caking sesson last night with my boyfriend. He was spitting crumbs for hours after.

by Gouranga1969 September 27, 2018

Caked

The act of being surrounded by ass, so much ass that you could literally be smothered in it.

"Dude I was with my girl and her friends and they brought me to one of their houses, lets just say I got caked last night"

by cajuncape March 16, 2017

Cake

A fat chick that thinks she's insainly pretty and brags about giving blow jobs to her brother's friends to little 7th grade girls and calls herself "experienced" instead of FAT WHORE. Besides being a spoiled brat, she is the type of girl that quickly turns her head if you yell "cake" in the hallway.

If she eats a cupcake she's eating babies.

When you scream "CAKE" in the hallways, Kat W. will be the first to look

by fight agains baby eating cakes November 14, 2010