Bill: Hey Joe, check out my new mug from Urban Dictionary! It's the defintion of "cuntfucker"! Turns out this definition means "one who fucks many a cunt"! Pretty cool way to drink your coffee, huh?
Joe: What the fuck?
Nearby Worker: Are you fucking insane?
Boss: You're fired!
*Boss drinks from UD mug with the definition of "coffee".*
Joe: What the fuck?
Nearby Worker: Are you fucking insane?
Boss: You're fired!
*Boss drinks from UD mug with the definition of "coffee".*
by Sue Doe Nymm July 13, 2009
Get the coffee mug.Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 28, 2008
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Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009
Get the coffee weightloss program mug.The body-vibrating sensation you get after drinking 3+ cups of straight coffee. The symptoms can range from involuntary foot-tapping to vibrating like a back massager.
by ConverseArt March 3, 2009
Get the coffee shakes mug.A person who constantly spills coffee due to carelessness. They often have coffee stains on the inside of their car, countertops, desks, books, and carpets. A coffee clutz also tends to not clean up the mess they made, due to the fact that they can't handle coffee without spilling/dropping it and they are generally lazy
Person A: Hey, what's that brown stain on your desk?
Person B: Oh, that was from the other week from when I almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and I guess I never cleaned up my mess.
Person A: Wow, you really area coffee clutz.
Person B: Oh, that was from the other week from when I almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and I guess I never cleaned up my mess.
Person A: Wow, you really area coffee clutz.
by D Mac 94 June 10, 2010
Get the Coffee Clutz mug.It looks like that fellow's coffee crumpet has taken a firm pummelling.
Have you seen the size of that coffee crumpet?
Have you seen the size of that coffee crumpet?
by Redeeris November 2, 2010
Get the Coffee Crumpet mug.One who is so addicted to coffee to the point of being oblivious to the world at large until the first dose is gone.
I was standing in the kitchen making my morning Americano with cream and did not notice that the house painters were standing at the window looking directly at me hoping to get my attention. Coffeeholic that I am, I didn't even know the painters were at the house, much less looking right at me. My husband came back from his morning run and asked me why I ignored the painters.
by Americano with cream October 28, 2011
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