Fiber Optic Cable Core

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version

This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.

by Humorescence June 30, 2024

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Ethernet cable

That one fucking thing for WiFi

“Ayo, you got an Ethernet cable?”
“You mean that fucking thing for WiFi?”
“Yeah that’s the one”
“I think I do”

by [死] June 7, 2022

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Indian Jumper Cables

is where you take a pair of jumper cables and put it on a girls tits then put it on your cock and shoot "webs" on it there for traveling up to the tit

Just did the Indian Jumper cables to my girl in bed last night

by anonymous January 23, 2021

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Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016

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