carbon

(noun) the crystalline form of the element carbon, coveted by playas, pimps and hos; diamonds; ice; bling.

"When you buy ya' hydrocarbons, hide yo' carbons." -King George

by King George and Haha Yeeyuh May 3, 2006

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carbobomb

A food item, high in starch or sugar (or both). Can be meal or snack. Induces initial blood sugar boost, followed by overwhelming sugar low or "carb comas" within a few hours of ingestion.

Krispy Kreme closed? What the hell? Where am I going to get my morning carbobomb?

Poutine has been described by a CNN personality as: "a carbo-bomb the likes of which you've never tasted before."

The carbobomb exploded at 3pm this afternoon. The only casualty: my ass.

by shouldersurfergirl January 14, 2008

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camgoatenfishegg

Literally: a camel stuffed with a goat stuffed with a chicken stuffed with a fish stuffed with an egg.

Usage: a greeting term used primarily in the morning. A greeting ideal for screaming across large distances.

Person 1: (I wonder if my roommate is awake yet, we are supposed to watch Weeds...)
Person 2: (walks in) Camgoatenfishegg!

Person 1: Camgoatenfishegg to you!

by crows2222222 November 14, 2011

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carbotarian

carbotarian, noun. A person whose diet consists mainly of foods high in carbohydrates.

My sister claims to be a vegetarian, but all she eats is bread; she's such a carbotarian.

There were so many carbs in that meal I feel like a carobotarian.

Vegans and vegetarians who don't know how to control their diets will become carbotarians.

by Powerstothepeople July 23, 2013

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