Carbonhale

That moment where you inhale the carbonated gas out of, for example, a soda.

Bruh, ever since you started to carbonhale your soda, my friends are feeling weird around you.

by BFDICream August 2, 2020

Carbondale Cougar

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.

Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."

by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

Well That’s Carbondale

Well That’s Carbondale is an entertainment and media brand based on college culture, nightlife, news and entertainment in Carbondale, Illinois - the home of SIU (Southern Illinois University) #wellthatscdale

Y’all seen that post on Well That’s Carbondale? That’s crazy!

by Illinois Dude January 15, 2023

carbonated poop water

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

by viitxrr May 29, 2020

Carbonated Urine

Budweiser

"I'll have some bubbly piss, or a Budweiser. Yeah, carbonated urine."

by anotherdumbmonkey August 18, 2011

Carbondale Coyote

Used to describe any female who desires anal intercourse during, or immediately following the performance of a live folk band.

She just turned into a Carbondale Coyote while The String Cheese Band was playing... She wanted it hard.

by CarbondaleDisaster April 9, 2010

Carbondale

A town in southern Illinois and home to southern illinois university home of the saluki. Carbondale has a rich history of party tradition consisting of riots during holloween. Holloween has been since banned starting in 1976. Home to the number one party school until 1997 but has remained in the top 20 to this day. A common school moto shared by all students is "C's with degrees." If you ever visit hit up the spillway which is a nonstop lake party in the spring. Also, make sure to take a trip down the strip where fun can always be found.

I live in Carbondale

by Bob Canapary December 6, 2006