Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe

A pizza with alfredo sauce and bacon; the perfect topping combo for those who HATE tomato sauce on their pizza!

Person 1: Hey, man. Whatcha want on ya' pizza?
Person 2: Y'know what I want...
P1: Uh... pepperoni?
P2: Ew, no! I don't want no tomato barf on my pizzer!
P1: Okay...how about chicken BBQ?
P2: Nah...
P1: Hmmm...pineapple pizza?
P2: BRUH, WHO DAHEQ EATS PINE-CRAPPLE PIZ-ZCREWUP??!!
P1: *sigh* Touché. Well, what do you want?
P2: Duh, Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe!!
P1: Dude, you're right! Bacon pizza's way better!!

by BFDICream August 05, 2020

ring ning ning ning

The TRUE onomatopoeia for a chainsaw.

Stand back! I got a chainsaw!

Ring ning ning ning ning ning ning...!

by BFDICream May 10, 2022

innocenister

Hiding dark messages in something by rewording it to something more kid-appropriate.

Nerd: It's best to know that nursery rhymes can be innocenister.
Dummy-dum: Wuh?
N: You know about the "It's raining, It's pouring"?
D: Yeah. What about it?
N: Know about the old man who bumped his head and couldn't wake up in the morning?
D: Yeah?
N: The "couldn't wake up in the morning" part means he DIED!!!!
D: WHAT??!!
N: *nods head*

by BFDICream August 05, 2020

Carbonhale

That moment where you inhale the carbonated gas out of, for example, a soda.

Bruh, ever since you started to carbonhale your soda, my friends are feeling weird around you.

by BFDICream August 02, 2020