Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe

A pizza with alfredo sauce and bacon; the perfect topping combo for those who HATE tomato sauce on their pizza!

Person 1: Hey, man. Whatcha want on ya' pizza?
Person 2: Y'know what I want...
P1: Uh... pepperoni?
P2: Ew, no! I don't want no tomato barf on my pizzer!
P1: Okay...how about chicken BBQ?
P2: Nah...
P1: Hmmm...pineapple pizza?
P2: BRUH, WHO DAHEQ EATS PINE-CRAPPLE PIZ-ZCREWUP??!!
P1: *sigh* Touché. Well, what do you want?
P2: Duh, Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe!!
P1: Dude, you're right! Bacon pizza's way better!!

by BFDICream August 5, 2020

ring ning ning ning

The TRUE onomatopoeia for a chainsaw.

Stand back! I got a chainsaw!

Ring ning ning ning ning ning ning...!

by BFDICream May 9, 2022

Carbonhale

That moment where you inhale the carbonated gas out of, for example, a soda.

Bruh, ever since you started to carbonhale your soda, my friends are feeling weird around you.

by BFDICream August 2, 2020

innocenister

Hiding dark messages in something by rewording it to something more kid-appropriate.

Nerd: It's best to know that nursery rhymes can be innocenister.
Dummy-dum: Wuh?
N: You know about the "It's raining, It's pouring"?
D: Yeah. What about it?
N: Know about the old man who bumped his head and couldn't wake up in the morning?
D: Yeah?
N: The "couldn't wake up in the morning" part means he DIED!!!!
D: WHAT??!!
N: *nods head*

by BFDICream August 4, 2020