crispy jew

The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.

Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew

by DinglePipe August 1, 2017

Crispy Fry

A pierced penis, usually a prince Albert.

Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.

by Zaveer August 15, 2017

crispy ben

the dankest of bills, el numero 100$.

he be rolling in crispy bens

by Sir woofsalot June 1, 2018

crispy bill

Doing a sexual favour for a man for a single note of money.

I earned some cash last night doing a crispy bill

by Butter on toast February 16, 2020

crispy.vhs

A celebrity meme page who makes memes and enjoys making them he is around 30,000 and is still gaining

Oh there is another crispy.vhs meme 🙄

by Shart aggressively January 26, 2021

Crispy cum

That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up

Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!

Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less

by Gas king March 18, 2021

Crispy Bone

A condition that is progressed from Blue Bone Painful and can be reversed by special attention.

I got Crispy Bone syndrome I need extra attention 😌

by Bone Bone November 10, 2021