Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 29, 2009

Jasmine barteck

Jasmine barteck is a tiktok influence with nearly 100 thousand fans, she has a fandom called the bayjays who are sweet and accepting, she first rose to fame when she danced to megan thee style-ins song, jasmine Anne barteck the 19 year old beautiful young lady.

Jasmine barteck is amazing

by Samantha riles May 23, 2021

Burberry Boy

A Burberry Boy is similair to a chav but older and more interested in beating people up outside football grounds. They can be recognised by their burberry baseball caps and other items of burberry clothing (usually fake) because "it's calssy, innit". Burberry boys usually come from really rubbish towns like Scunthorpe or Grimsby and follow their local football team around the country bringing shame on themselves and the real fans. They have little of no interest in football but are more interested in when it's going to "go off" (ie a fight starts). Amazingly some of these low lives have wives and kids, aswell as respectable jobs! This doesn't stop them from being scum though. A Burberry Boy's idea of a good night out is downing 15 pints and then "aving a bird".

Burberry Boys are scum!

by Francis Green July 19, 2004

Berted

Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down

Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd

The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!

by Overagekid November 12, 2009

Brute Cheiftane

Often called brute cheiftanes by the online community, these creatures are the most powerful form of brute found on the field of the halo 3 campaign. These characters can usually be found carrying the fuel rod gun or gravity hammer, wear elaborate head dresses, can't be stuck by grenades, and can often jump MUCH farther than normal brutes.

OMG!!! that "brute cheiftane's" coming right at us!!!

by striker2k4 July 16, 2010

budtender

The job of working with customers at a marijuana dispensary because it was the only job you were qualified for after being fired from the Apple Genius Bar.

The budtender was able to answer all my questions about over-priced marijuana that comes in a new strain every 6 months and costs 20% more with no discernible difference on consumption.

by DodgerCol November 23, 2020

Burberry brainwash

This is when a liking for Burberry brainwashes your mind, transforming you from a normal person into someone who wears a burberry baseball hat and thinks it is the height of cool (they are sadly mistaken).

nurse 'oh dear another case of brainwashing doctor'

doctor 'extract the Burberry hat and send him to the asylum'

by ping pong February 25, 2004