breakfast burrito

When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets.

Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night.

by andy234567 May 30, 2006

burrito sleeve

a condom

You should wear a burrito sleeve for protection against pregnancy or STD's.

by 1buzzz September 26, 2017

Meat burrito

Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga

Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."

Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."

OR

Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"

Girlfriend: "Not tonight."

Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."

by whtmnfrmtwn July 28, 2011

Burrito

The act of wrapping someone up tightly in a blanket so that they are fully constrained and then proceeding to fuck their face

I totally burrito-ed that chick!

by tofujones January 2, 2010

Mexican Burrito

A mexican burrito is where a (wo)man shits out a log into a condom and freezes it. Then proceds to use the shitcicle as a dildo until thawed out.

Man: Erin is too kinky for me, bitch showed me her Mexican Burrito in action last night.

by Mike122344 March 13, 2009

chili cheese burrito

When a human male puts on a condom, shits diarrhea into a second one, puts it on over the first condom, then promptly fornicates the orphus of his choice. Upon climax, the male removes the outer prophylactic inside the orphus in which he made whoopie.

That fat bitch I fucked told me she had a yeast infection. That Chili Cheese Burrito I gave her totally worked!

by chudwilleatyourbaby January 26, 2009

burritoing

1. The act of wrapping oneself in a blanket and spending a few therapeutic hours doing... NOTHING!!!

2. Rolling around of a floor in said blanket yelling out spanish words.

1."Oh hey what are you doing tonight?"
"Y'know, the usual. Rolling up in a blanket and burritoing the night away."

2. "Tacos! Fiesta! Por favour!"
"Hey, man! What are you doing?"
"Oh I'm burritoing."

by Ginger and Sexaaaaay August 28, 2013