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Buffering

Buffering is when your device (could be a laptop, PC, mobile, etc) stops working either because of lag or you ditched your house for some Doritos, same thing.
Fuck Jimmy the my phone's bloody buffering shite
by Shippable April 17, 2019
mugGet the Bufferingmug.

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
mugGet the butt buffer-zonemug.

buffered

When you're being protected.
Bro they are gonna blame you for the bad design.
No worries! I'm buffered. Design review is passed and approved by numerous engineers and senior designers.
by samozvanets June 22, 2014
mugGet the bufferedmug.

Buffer and chill

When you mess around with your partner instead of watching the video because the wifi is bad.
"Did you guys enjoy the movie?"
"Nah man, it was buffer and chill all night"
"Did you tap tho?"
"AYEEEE"
by SirRusky May 1, 2016
mugGet the Buffer and chillmug.

Shuffle Buffer

When listening to a music library or playlist on shuffle, the songs you don't know well or would not normally listen to, are known as shuffle buffer.
I was listening to my music on random when I hit a shitton of shuffle buffer. Where the hell is the stuff I know?
by Codieaaron May 27, 2013
mugGet the Shuffle Buffermug.

bar buffer

When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.
I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!

easy out wing man third wheel savior
by Helladays January 28, 2016
mugGet the bar buffermug.

Layoff Buffer

The group of incompetent, idiots at your workplace who will be laid off before you.
Worker 1: Did you see how bad Brian's latest project has gotten?
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.
by StabbAmonte May 14, 2015
mugGet the Layoff Buffermug.

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