Bryan Rodriguez

The handsomest and sweetest guy you’ll ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on. It only takes one look to fall madly in love with Bryan. He will stay up past his bedtime to make sure you’re okay, or just because he wants to wait until you’re done with work. He is mind-blowingly hardworking, despite how much he likes to relax. He's the type of guy who is super busy, but will take time from chilling to help his family without complaining. Anyone he cares for is the luckiest person ever, and it makes sense why everyone loves him. He is so amazing that he will move you to tears.

I want to marry Bryan Rodriguez! And raise a pet duck with him!

by BabyDucky May 18, 2021

bryalle

best producer on earth

bryalle just send me a fye beat

by certifiedwocksipper February 1, 2022

bryan classic

when your winning 10 to 0 against the opposing team, and the enemy does a flawless come back, which they then essentially win.

bryan: gg ez, go next enemy actually brain dead not even bowling.
(20 minutes)
jiwon: fuck man we just pulled a bryan classic.

by IcanTakeYouToTheFirstClass April 20, 2022

Bryan Connerty

the hottest prosecuting attorney to ever walk the face of the Earth

“Have you seen Bryan Connerty… i want him in me”

by bryan simp April 22, 2022

BrodadLIVE

A super sexy funny twitch streamer. He is known for his epic gaming.

"Who is the best twitch streamer?"
"BrodadLIVE duh"

by BroFatherFan May 20, 2022

bridal bonanza

A pre-wedding celebration that avoids the tropes of a "traditional" Bachelorette party. Typically set in nature, and emphasizes friendship, sobriety, and feminist values. A snack room, the presence of a bonfire, healthy/delicious meals, and the hollering of "Bonanza!" are standard features.

Are you going to Sarah's Bridal Bonanza this weekend?

by jsundin May 24, 2022

Bryan

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.

My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.

by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023