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Occam's Toilet Brush 

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.
"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgender. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life except when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
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a discreet vibrator for an average school girl
for an average school girl,ho is at a boarding school
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Muff Brush 

A goatee. A particularly long one that can be used to carass the vagina.

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Muff Brush by boowebb May 1, 2003
shortened form of tooth brush. sounds cooler.
jared: i need something to scratch my ear...
mike: dylan's asleep, you should use his T-Brush.
jared: DUDE, thats raunch... ok.
T-Brush by jared and mike December 28, 2005

Basil Brush 

Basil Brush is an elephant.

Yes - contrary to popular belief that he is either a squirrel or a fox. Basil Brush is actually an elephant.

Read the description below - how can you doubt it?

el·e·phant /ˈɛləfənt/
–noun, plural -phants, (especially collectively) -phant for 1. any of several carnivores of the dog family, esp. those of the genus Vulpes, smaller than wolves, having a pointed, slightly upturned muzzle, erect ears, and a long, bushy tail.

2. any of numerous arboreal, bushy-tailed rodents of the genus Sciurus, of the family Sciuridae.

3. any of various other members of the family Sciuridae, as the chipmunks, flying squirrels, and woodchucks.
Basil Brush likes to eat peanuts and bananas.
Basil Brush by Bad_MaNneR$ December 26, 2008

cooter brush

an electric tooth brush used for erotic pleasure.
cooter brush by tori and cortney January 17, 2009

paint brush 

I used a paint brush to paint my picture of a grain of sand.
paint brush by Egbert October 18, 2003