Boner

the best thing a woman/girl would want to see from there boy crush.

dude hey can you help me
girl: with what
dude:i need you to give my penis some good vibes.....i have a boner
girl:........ ok.......

by The Dirtyminedfangirl! May 1, 2019

Boner

Boner is another term for "splinter" in alabama

"Diddly darn doo i got a boner from this wood/hard tree

by AlabamaBman112 June 3, 2019

boner

An adjective for something that is good, dope, ill, or sweet and is typically related to dude-like conversation.

Guy 1: "Dude, boner ride!"
Guy 2: "Thanks man!"

by Jackson5789 January 14, 2009

bonerizing

to have something so cool it makes you have an erection weather with the cock or nipples

that car is bonerizing

by justin hellerstedt September 12, 2008

Boner

Happens on the most awkward time

Girl hug me and I got a awkward boner

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 25, 2019

Boner

1. When a man's penis becomes harder and larger after they have been aroused. 2. A racial slur for a skeleton.

1. "Emma flashed her tits yesterday and let me tell you my boner was so goddamn big, some Germans called my dick "The Gustav Cannon." 2. "These damn boners keep risin from the grave and scarin away our jobs, why don't we do somethin bout it?

by Commie Remover October 25, 2018

Boner

A guy that can't control he's little penis

Dude, I've got a boner

by Xoxo-A571 May 15, 2017