When a girl tries to slip her finger in your butt hole during a blow job but you clench your cheeks tight to reject it.
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Get the Queso Blanco mug.noun, plural shartes blanches shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh
1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
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Get the blancmange mug.When something is large and can no longer be described as merely hench, it must be bloody-hench, therefore, Blench!
Bart: Maaaaate, what is in this, it must be piff as fuck
Hannah: Nahh mate, this is fucking blench as fuck!
Hannah: Nahh mate, this is fucking blench as fuck!
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