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Blogger's Tan

Proper Noun; 1. The pasty vampire-like color of ones skin who never comes into contact with direct sunlight. To be interchangeable with Editor's Tan (A term granted to editor's, generally vile creatures who dwell in dark cave-like spaces in which they hover over computer screens compiling video information for the completion of a form of entertainment.)

The "Blogger's Tan" was dubbed such because historically those who sit at computers all day and night rarely come into contact with actual natural light. This grants them a glowy sort of halo when they walk around underneath any kind of artificial light source.

The "Blogger's Tan" was first coined by television show producer Nick Pavonetti in early 2009 when he saw someone who blogs for a living and accused them of having the "Blogger's Tan". Since then it has begun catching on and spreading throughout small groups within the Hollywood scene.
"Wow, dude that guy's got a major Blogger's Tan."
"You mean he's really pale?"
"Yes... That's exactly what i mean."

"Man whenever I go out into the sun I burn up like a fricken' tinder box. Damn this blogger's tan!"
by The Super Villain June 24, 2009
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Bloodgeon

when you rub your hand on your pussy during your period and then rub your hand in your partner's face
I was bloodgeoned by my girlfriend last night because i pissed her off.
by C.I. Moan August 3, 2010
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a blogger and metrosexual combined. Can also refer to someone who is especially proud of being a blogger
You blog 5 times a day. You're such a bloggersexual
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Bodged it up

Verb - Used to express a fail, normally assasiated with something hard to get wrong. You will be forgiven, after you are kicked in the, er, gentleman's quarters.

Bodging up is generally considered to NOT be done by a buddha.
Keith: Oh now what is that weasel doing in the pool?

George: It looks like I've BODGED IT UP again!
by 14caratfacialexpression July 19, 2011
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Blogger

1)a blog maker , Some of them are self inflated , others like me try to incognito .

2)A website by google to make blogs for any purpose . EVEN PORNOS
1)man , my blog about gta is popular . I'll give them a special.
2)I made a porn site on blogger .
by Phatz06 April 12, 2015
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bludgeon

Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.

You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!
by rfancy December 12, 2012
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blooger

The author of a particularly petty, hostile web log, i.e.,

A Snotty Blogger.
I just read that emo kid's blog. He's such a blooger!
by Noah Srittany-Tyet May 29, 2009
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