Put cool whip on and around the asshole.....that person then squats over their partners face and farts. Thorefore speckling it all over there face so it looks like they was out in a blizzard. Then then the fartee proceeds to lick it off their face.
Man I heard Jill got Randy's ass good last night. She got some extra creamy Cool Whip and got him with The Blizzard. It's all good though, she always cleans up her mess the right way
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Get the Blizzard mug.A blizzard is when you ejaculate into a cup and the clip your toe-nails into it the semen. You then proceed to paint your roommate's 'Scarface' poster with what's the mixture in the cup.
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Get the Blizzard mug.People who worry about what horses wear instead of seeing that the real issue is IPod users are blinkered, because they believe there's nothing better.
Jose and Katie always speak before they think, they're such blinkered cocks, or should that be blindered?
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Get the blizzard mug.The Banana Blizzard is the most misunderstood and uncommon of the fruity disasters, it is completely oblivious to nearly everything and is confused and unsure of the direction it plans to go. Although the Banana Blizzard is very hard to associate yourself with, everyone should make it a goal to see at least one within their lives. See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Kiwi Landslide.
Boy; "Turn your head in a fast jerking motion. It will please me"
Girl: No way!!
Bystander: OH NO HERE COMES THE BANANA BLIZZARD!!!
Girl: No way!!
Bystander: OH NO HERE COMES THE BANANA BLIZZARD!!!
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