blasplayphully

A portmanteau of Blasphemous and Playfully, referring to colloquialisms or phrases that, while blasphemous to the Christian faith, are widely-used by Christians across the USA. Just because you say Jeebus Cripes doesn't mean you aren't taking the Lord's name in vain! But somehow it's not so bad...

"Cheese and crackers is both blasplayphul and sacrilicious"

Tread: "That's a hell of a lot of pasta"

Fledd: "Do you really mean that the amount of pasta here is enough to turn your world into a hellish pastascape of demonic intensity?"
Tread: "shut the fuck up Fledd...blasplayphully speaking, your mom should have had the right to choose."

by bandaloop May 22, 2019

Blasphemy

Standing up butt naked in a church and shouting obscenities at your dick.

Jerry ran up to the preacher as he showed great blasphemy, the church was shocked.

by BarnyRd September 3, 2019

Blasphlegmer

Someone who coughs so hard phlegm flies out their mouth.

"Jez is a blasphlegmer. She doused Bo-Bo with a lugie the other night."

by Ow Chap November 9, 2019

Blasphemeat

the action or offence of speaking sacrilegiously about the Meat Gods.

This roast is underdone, what Blasphemeat!

by Big S1234 November 14, 2019

Bappo

bappo is kingo

1 bappo hate blacko

2 when bapo lived in the 1950s

bapo hate blacko
3 bappo have glocko
4 Bappo thinks every blacko have a glocko
5 Bappo goes to jailo, he sees blacko

6 bappo no racko

7 When bappo see balcko, bappo gets robbo

by Endro January 23, 2020

Bapped

When someone is in a deep sleep or knocked out

Yoo john is bapped🤣

by XmaddsX1 February 25, 2020

Blapè

Dick’d down

I was blapè’d so hard last night

by Andi25 March 18, 2020