Bitching out

Bitching out, or freezing, is when one see's a girl or guy he or she likes and fails to make an acquaintance or give said girl or guy his or her number.

You messed up with that girl last night dude. Talk about bitching out!

by Nickkk May 25, 2012

bitching weather

A term I use to refer to horrible weather conditions.

WINTER SEASON:
"Bitchin' weather" would consist of unbearably cold weather, complete with horrific winds and mass amounts of snow blowing everywhere.

SUMMER SEASON:
"Bitchin' weather" would consist of unbearably hot weather, weather so hot that you could die just being out there.

"The weather here in Minnesota is very hypocritical. Other than that, summers here are rife with bitching weather. Makes me want to stay in. -.- "
-me

by Dave June 29, 2004

Ass Birthing

Ass Birthing is a very strange fetish that involves a person holding in their shit for an extended period of time; sometimes for weeks or months at a time. Once the individual has decided that they are ready to "give ass birth", they attempt to push out all of the backed up fecal matter that has built up in their colon during the "hold it in" stage.

Ass birthing is very painful and is also terrible for your body. If the individual holds it in too long, it can be almost impossible to "shit it out", and at this point, the individual will need medical attention to remove the shit from their body. The ass birthing process is extremely painful, and usually causes anal hemorrhaging, and a horrible anal prolapse.

Ass birthers are extreemly masochistic, and usually end up inflicting life threatening harm on their bodies.

"Hey man, are you okay? You look like you are in a lot of pain?" - "Yeah, I'm fine, just in a lot of pain. Going through my second ass birthing, and it is constant pain. Going to try to make it 3 months this time before shitting!"

"Wow there is a lot of screaming coming from that bathroom!" - "Yeah, the moron is giving ass birth."

"I always wanted to go through the process of giving birth, but I'm a man; so I am an ass birth enthusiast."

by aldougy February 26, 2014

Fat Bitching

The act of driving by a random person and yelling "fat bitch" as one travels past. The intended victim need not be fat, nor female for this to be effective. Far funnier after a night of drinking.

Damn man, I've drank about half of this 2-4, let's grab some roadies and go fat bitching!

Shit yeah! The bars are just letting out. Full of prime material!

by Funkdiddlyicious May 25, 2010

bitchin

Outdated slang for "cool."

Wow, that patent leather snakeskin speedo is totally bitchin' !

by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003

robo-bitchin

Believed at one time to exist in the English language as a genuine word, "robo-bitchin", coined by Alexander Tankersly Rust, refers to something that is totally awesome. Used in case of no other explanation potent enough for the situation at hand.

"I'm telling you, there's other way to describe her; this girl...robo-bitchin!"

"This thing is absolutely robo-bitchin!"

by Daniel S. Bonne' July 28, 2004

bitchin bastard

A male who is extremly annoying, to a point to where you think they had no father to teach them any better

That guy Ross's father must have bolted on his mother because he is a bitchin bastard.

by Vinnie March 29, 2005