American Bidet

The act of shitting in your side-loading washing machine, then using it to clean yourself.

Theres a line for the bathroom, I guess it's time for an American bidet.

by Mjku December 22, 2014

Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.

I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

Oklahoman Bidet

A sex move where your partner shits out diarrhea onto your urethra.

and then when your about to cum

you cum out sperm and diarrhea back into your partners anal.

John: "let me give you a Oklahoman bidet"

Abigail: "hell nah"

by GoonKaboom480 July 17, 2025

Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

by SpankyJones September 3, 2020

Northern Bidet

When you fall through the seat on the toilet and you touch the water in the bowl and flush.

I met a girl on a train to York and heard a girl say she was so small she slipped through the seat and enjoyed it. Flushed too.
Gave herself a Northern Bidet!

by TheSkankerOneMainG March 21, 2025