Shameful Bidet

When you have no toilet paper, so you clean your dirty ass in the shower.

Man, because of the toilet paper shortage as a result of Coronavirus, I've had to shameful bidet every day!

by handerson1 March 15, 2020

Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

by SpankyJones September 3, 2020

Human bidet

Using the face, mouth and tongue to clean someone’s ass after taking a dump. Sometimes referred to human toilet paper or htp. It described to be very arousing and once someone has properly experienced this event they dont want it any other. Can be recorded being a common practice with concubines.

She is sooo hot I wish I could be her human bidet.

by Tina’s December 16, 2021

Deez Biden

Joe Biden's wife. Old name was Deez Nuts before marriage.

Deez Biden is heartbroken after Gurjaap stole her husband

by DeezBiden May 22, 2022

Infla-Biden-ession

An economy suffering from runaway inflation, leading to a recession with Joe Biden right in the middle of it!

This Infla-Biden-ession is killing my 401K!

by Aloisious Von Putinstien June 17, 2022

The World Bidet

An alternative to toilet paper which involves sticking your arse out the window on a rainy day and letting the rain clean your behind.

The World Bidet is way more fun than toilet paper

by cormacdffy December 30, 2011

joe mama biden

A slightly longer version of Joe Mama, but with Joe Biden to keep it more relevant.

Mike Hawk: Did you hear it was Joe's birthday last Friday?

Ben Dover: Who's Joe?

Mike Hawk: JOE MAMA BIDEN!

Ben Dover: I'm never going to fall for one of these again.

by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020