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Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)
Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
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Bernie

Mr Benard is such a hoe and sucks at his job and makes everyone's life so much worse he is an areshole who can suck my dick.
WHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN Bernie no one likes youuuuuu literally stop breathing
by wiggitywiggleisthatmypickle November 24, 2021
mugGet the Berniemug.

Pull a Bernie

Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.
Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...

Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?

Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?

Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!
by YatM July 24, 2009
mugGet the Pull a Berniemug.

Bernie

A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.

Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.

Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
by RatPissCocktail August 3, 2021
mugGet the Berniemug.

Berni

Berni is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Berni is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Berni is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Berni, she's too valuable.
Look at that amazing girl

Oh that s berni evrybody notice her

What s your dream girls

Dude it s berni.
by Youknowwhosthere November 24, 2021
mugGet the Bernimug.

Bernie Fabriccio

If Bert and Ernie's Bastard song had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.
by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018
mugGet the Bernie Fabricciomug.

Bernie

The opposite of a scumbag
Bernie is the opposite of a scumbag
by Second cousin of dragons February 20, 2021
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