Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”
Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Get the Weekend at Bernie’smug. Mr Benard is such a hoe and sucks at his job and makes everyone's life so much worse he is an areshole who can suck my dick.
by wiggitywiggleisthatmypickle November 24, 2021
Get the Berniemug. Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...
Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?
Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?
Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...
Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?
Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?
Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!
by YatM July 24, 2009
Get the Pull a Berniemug. A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
by RatPissCocktail August 3, 2021
Get the Berniemug. Berni is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Berni is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Berni is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Berni, she's too valuable.
by Youknowwhosthere November 24, 2021
Get the Bernimug. If Bert and Ernie's Bastard song had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.
by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018
Get the Bernie Fabricciomug. by Second cousin of dragons February 20, 2021
Get the Berniemug.