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Bumper - Brite

Bumper - Brite is an anal skin-whitening cream that some guys use to brighten-up their asshole so it looks like my pink, tight, cute, rimmable cherry-hole.
Some of the other cadets use Bumper - Brite to whiten their boy-hole so they have a fuck-chute opening like mine!
by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021
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bumper sticker fishing

to search nonstop for pointless bumper stickers to send your friend.
"Last night, i was bumper sticker fishing for 2 hours straight"
by rocka g February 28, 2009
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bumper sticker rape

When your friend sends you an outrageous amount of bumper stickers on facebook
Dude, why did you bumper sticker rape me? I don't want 200 stickers on my wall
by Stankylegg March 30, 2009
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bumper-bump

When a person is going so slow the only thing you can do to resolve it is tap their bumper with yours a bit.
That fucker is going so slow

Give him a bumper-bump

Good idea *tap*

Hey! He started moving.
by Donkey Kong dige November 29, 2013
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Bimper

A strongheaded redneck, often very liberal
Jimmy has been a real bimper lately
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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Bumper Party

A social event spontaneously held around or within one or more vehicles which involves the consumption of alcoholic beverages. Bumper parties can be held in parking lots, wooded areas, or public areas. Not to be confused with a tailgate party, a bumper party is more exclusive and often held in secret.

Bumper parties originated in Canada during winter season to escape the cold. Bumper parties can have open doors and trunks but do not exclusively require them like a tailgate party.
Person 1: "Wow what a long day at work, I want to grab a drink"

Person 2 "I have some wine in a can, want to have a bumper party in my car after work?"
by ImRobertISwear November 15, 2019
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Weeny-Bumper

noun: Ir/Fr; Insult (e.g. Fucker, Dick/Piss/Cunt-head, etc.) Used when in car and behind someone who doesn't know how to operate their vehicle. origins: angry mother.
Move yer fucking car ya fucking weeny bumper!!!
by Vlad Chastain April 21, 2004
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