Bed Hump

The act of humping your bed in order to create friction against your penis in order to achieve an orgasm.

I didn't want to touch my penis so I bed humped last night.

by funnylatino February 14, 2012

bed bath and beyond

The store that sells bath and bed stuff. I have never found the beyond part.

The beyond, in bed bath and beyond is that they sell pancakes there

by DizzyLizzy April 6, 2007

bed-fuck

to cut a hole roughly the size of your penis in a bed and masturbate by putting your penis in it.

God I had a great bed-fuck last night

by -JK- October 16, 2006

to bed someone

To lay them down by the fire. To make sweet passionate love to someone. Or if a female beds another female, to 69 for hours before the BDSM starts. Good for couples to try

"I'd love to bed someone. Especially that Rebecca girl!"
Emily: Stacy I really want to bed someone

Stacy: I'll get the whips!!

Raquel: hunny I love you... But I really want to bed someone. A girl preferred
James: that's fine but you have to let me watch

by Um🏈freak June 26, 2014

i'm going to bed

You're going to lie in the bed on your phone until you fall sleep

Girl: I said "goodnight I'm going to bed" like an hour ago but I'm still just here laying in bed on instagram

by itsjustcarmen July 6, 2014

bed call

Call someone when lying in bed. Usually at the end of the day right before you go to sleep.

You can 'bed call' your significant other if you're too tired to log onto your computer and want to fall asleep talking.

Eve: "Adam, I miss you :("
Adam: "I miss you too baby. Lemme see if I can bed call you tonight."

by kashmalen February 23, 2011

Breakfast In Bed

When two people share the first meal of the day in bed

Chad : Oh Baby last night was amazing my cock hasn't been that deep in a while!
Chad's Wife : I love you baby how about some Breakfast In Bed?
Steve : Hey guy's I heard you want some Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : WTF!
Chad : Well he is my weekend bitch!
Steve : How about some bacon egg's & sasuage!
Chad : Mmm you know how I love your sasuage!
Steve : Yeah especially in your bed!
Chad's Wife : Oh My God!
Chad : Get that sasuage over here!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Chad : MMMMM! I love Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : OH MY GOD! The both of you get the fuck out of my house!

Chad : I'm sorry would you like some of Steve's special sasuage too?
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!

by SlopNChop February 5, 2018