Gravity Boarding

Cruising around on your board, while stoned out of your mind.

"Yo dude wanna go gravity boarding later??"

by TJdoesdie May 30, 2015

Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.

I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

Mattress Bearing Bitch

A girl that has a lot of sex. Hooker. Lady of the night. Slut.

Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.

by Ron Damint July 13, 2017

Papa Bearing

Applying to gentlemen who are about 28 + ... When you're in the middle of some sensual loving but you ain't had your deek warmed in a few months, maybe even years so your nuts are wrinkly and full of natures calcium and you accidentally drown yo' gal. Sort of like over bearing, but because these nuts have more fine lines than a Coke party it's "Papa Bearing"

"Yo keeesha, that dude was so papa bearing me last night, I nearly drowned gurl"

by Blockedcheesepls October 3, 2017

Tray boarding

when you stand on a stolen McDonald’s food tray and get pulled by a car, simulating wake boarding around your neighborhood

Damn I’m board you wanna steal some trays from McDonald’s and go tray boarding?

by Candyman141 May 26, 2018

Broke Boarding

When you can’t afford a ride so you board the back of the bus without the driver seeing you.

Nicholas really went broke boarding. Finna sneek level 100 on that mans.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

Polar Bearing

When you fill a condom with shit....human or animal and then place the condom into a freezer until it is frozen. The frozen shit is then used to fuck someone

Marci from accounting told me she was in to polar bearing. I am a little frightened.

by RiccoSuave February 8, 2019