Tyler Balser

usually refers to an incredible, handsome, loving, sweet, guy that all the girls want.

usually ends up with a "kayla"

did you see that guy???? my my he was such a Tyler Balser

yea i saw him, sooo handsome!

by joanna peobon April 15, 2011

Dutch Bakery

When 2 or more people (or animals, if you roll that way) fart underneath a blanket (dutch oven) in a room with all windows, doors, or any other openings have been closed causing the gas to hover and linger.

I went into my parents room to see if they had extra toothpaste last night when I found myself walking right into a dutch bakery.

by Schmillerton January 11, 2013

Bobby Baker disease

When you are overly obsessed with bobby baker for no reason....

"Oh my lord I think i have bobby Baker disease! He is so fucking hot."

by Bobby baker 2021 January 21, 2021

Mr Baker

A bald man who likes big dick in his mouth and ass and eyes he loves to attack people for no reason

Man you are being fucking Mr baker

by Sbebbs June 27, 2021

Ginger Baker

Typically a ginger of the he/they spectrum, Very on edge and uneasy. This is mainly due to homosexual tendencies, Loves to have colorado campfires with his BFF. Is into porn Typically dick on dick and also has a thick fetish for trannies, Smaller the better. If you have gay midget tranny porn then he's your man. Doesn't like to work many hours, Probably mooches off a family member (sister) and likes murdering ground hogs and other fur bearing animals with explosives. ( think caddyshack)

Guy 1: Don't be a ginger baker, Hes a homo whose nuts.
Guy 2: Yeah he likes to peg his sister with a black dildo.

by BrumDumb419 May 31, 2023

pullling a baker

1.) Wearing a ron jon shirt and sharktooth necklace paired with a crazy eye and timberlands.

2.) Relentlessly sucking the cock of anyone and everyone in charge of you.

3.) Not giving a fuck about anyone besides yourself

1.) "I was at the bar last night and I saw this asshole pulling a baker . He couldn't get laid to save his life"

2.) "I stopped by the office yesterday and I saw this guy totally pulling a baker with the boss.

3.) "Dude totally fucked all of us over, he really pulled a baker."

"pullling a baker"

by baker hater 6969 December 20, 2008

Monique Alison Baker

Monique is a traditional name for a very beautiful young lady. She has the most amazing personality, so funny but out there at times. She can turn you from the worst of moods to being happy once again. Monique has the perfect body, so smooth and moth watering and the cutest smile and laugh you could come across. She is so easy to get along with and is loved by many. Any guy lucky enough to be with her needs to treat her right because she is a one of a kind, the most beautiful of all girls you will ever come across. The guy she is with at the moment is the luckiest guy in the world and will never leave her because she is the most important thing in his life and she makes him happier than he has ever been before and when he is with Monique he cant help but smile and stare at her beauty.

<3 <3 <3 Monique Alison Baker <3 <3 <3

beautiful perfect cutest Monique Alison Baker

by T.J.M January 10, 2012