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Bartender in the bedroom

A sentence people use to describe there ruff drunk sex with the bartender they just met at the bar.
Wise old man: So what did you do last night

Crazy Trash: Oh I just had the Bartender in the bedroom
Wise old man: You should not be doing that young one. Now get back in the trunk
by Ilikeyankingyochain99 October 8, 2011
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Bartlett Brat

When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class in Bartlett Hall his/her erection is called a 'Bartlett Brat'.
Instructor: "CDT X, come up here and help me with this demonstration of Newton's 2nd Law"

CDT X: "Sir, I'd rather not stand up right now. I was daydreaming about FLBP on theChive and got a Bartlett Brat."
by RageLincoln March 6, 2013
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Bartle Doo

Jargon of an unknown origin with no real rhyme or reason. Seemingly used when no rapid response comes to mind (filler).

Usage implements further while the surrounding parties lack understanding. Almost as if the term is said more to upset the people around.
"That'll do, bartle doo"

*Bartender drops tins, shrugs* and says "bartle doo"

Cool Boss: "Hey team, let's focus on positivity today"
Team: "Bartle Doo!"
by Jake Virden May 26, 2023
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glorified bartender

A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."

I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.
Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.
by Jared Prox May 8, 2007
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bartlett

anything small or insignificant, yet still annoying enough to get under your skin so that you define it urbandictionary.com
N.B. the only way to destroy someone this bad is by fire!
'hey look at that kid he is well bartlett'
'the iPod nano is bartlett'
by THE FACE! July 25, 2008
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bartle

shortarse little emo boy who sits in the dark and listens to Emo (I mean Funeral) for a Friend
hey, Bartle for a Friend, stick this on your face!!
by zutroy February 11, 2004
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