galloping gut rot

Violent, unpredictable and rather unpleasant bout of "Delhi Belly".
Sudden, malodorous and disconcerting onset of liquifaction of one's latest meal.

"We'd best leave now, sir, you have a bad case of galloping gut rot."
"I know, but let me just sign this treaty, first."
(PM Tony Blair to President Bush, Circa 2004)

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

Ear Balling

Similar to “eye balling” something as a visual estimate, ear balling is used when trying to achieve a rough estimate of a sound. Although the word sounds dirty, it typically is not; unless you can somehow manage to stuff your nads into a woman’s ear.

Usage: “Josh had to tune the car by ear balling it before selling it to Wild Bill. He bought the car from Jill for only $20 so it was a bargain. And he’s Jewish so he knows a thing or two about bargains!”

by CraigoD April 14, 2011

master balling

To not use a valuable object waiting for a more fitting opportunity. Eventually ending the period where one could have used it and making it obsolete. Comes from an event that happens in Pokemon games often.

"No, I don't think I should use this wine yet its not a good enough reason."
"Don't end up master balling it."

by CommonFound January 1, 2012

musket balling

When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.

So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.

by I have the milkshakes August 19, 2015

Cotton balling

The act of soaking a cotton ball in any type of alcohol until the cotton ball is saturated. One then places the cotton ball up their butt in order to quicken the effects of being drunk.

Dude, did you see Jeffery last night?
No, Why?
He was cotton balling out of his mind.

by MedMen October 15, 2010

balloongate

Refering to the controversial result of a 4th round FA cup match between Premier League side Manchester City and Championship side Sheffield United. Sheffield won the game after a Manchester City defender Michael Ball was distracted by balloons on the pitch, allowing Sheffield to score.

"Aw man can you believe City lost today?"
"Yeah but did you see that beach-ball on the pitch? It was like balloongate all over again"

by pseudopseudonym11111 February 18, 2008

Dawn Balling

When one coats their testicles in an abundance of dishwashing soap and teabags their partner. The viscous soap causes the recipient to aspirate creating a pleasurable oral gyration for the teabagger. Typically done when ones partner is verbally abusing them and needs their mouth washed out with soap.

My wife was cussing at me for coming home drunk again so I treated her to a Dawn Balling.

by Sampson Wild September 7, 2017