banjo

traveling or "backpack" guitar

The boy thought he was playing a real guitar, but really it was only a banjo.. poor sad little boy.

by martin May 27, 2003

Banjo

A banjo takes place between a husband and wife only. It occurs when a wife refuses to sleep with her husband resulting in the only proper use of a banjo. While the wife is sleeping, the husband masturbates and just before orgasm wakes the wife up and proceeds to give her a facial.

Dude, she just wouldn't give it up so I gave her a banjo; Did John tell you about giving his wife a banjo?; If she won't give you any, buy her a banjo.

by SchoonerShark July 16, 2009

banjo

A slang term to refer to smoking weed. so you can talk about weed in any social or school enviroment. and its catchy!

"what are you doing this weekend"

"man Im playing the banjo"

by Silas A September 17, 2006

Banjo

The act of receiving or giving a blowjob while on a band trip. There may be other variations such as transtalanjo or bukkakejo(which deal with dead corpses and upside downess)

Jake the Snake received a Banjo from some skeeezer on the band trip.

by mawky January 12, 2008

banjo

What you play when you want to pick up a second cousin or closer relative. Easily available in Southern pawn shops or Steve Martin's house. A good reason not to have fingers numbering greater than eleven surgically removed.

Jerry Lee Lewis had some serious banjo skills even though he played the piano.

by Ida Red February 4, 2010

Banjo Stiffy

Because Winston from Mumford and Sons instrumentals are so good, you get a hardon whenever he plays.

Can't believe the new Mumford and Sons album - every time Winston plays, I get a proper Banjo Stiffy!

by Tidy Rich October 6, 2012

Banjo

Banjo is a complete prick and is a spoilt prick. He is an ass hole to everyone and has to be the center of attention.

wow that guy is such a banjo

by wasso July 31, 2016