stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands

I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!

by Badger girl May 12, 2016

Staple Badger

An alternate name for a staple remover. Named for an 'angry badger' like appearance, with its menacing sharp teeth ready to strike at unsuspecting file clerks.

Manuela, can I borrow your staple badger? I seem to have stapled this contract to my tie.

by Archangel-22 June 11, 2016

Mr.Bagel

A middle-aged homosexual communist, speaks multiple languages and is considered a God in many religons.

Mr.Bagel is a God

by Daking01 October 2, 2017

stank bagel

A butthole.

Man I was pounding this bitch yesterday and got all up in her stank bagel!

by lawlwa February 5, 2018

Coin badger

A latino women who wanders the casino aimlessly looking for coins left on a machine that are not hers..

If I meet one broke ass coin Badger again in Las Vegas looking for extra money on the machines I'm going to throw up

by Vegasbadboy November 14, 2019

The Dusty Bagel

A sexual act in which a freshly baked bagel is first sprinkled with brown sugar then placed around the penis before copulation.

Last night Jessica surprised me and asked for The Dusty Bagel.

by GeoffItIs September 4, 2011

Poppy Seed Bagel

The best food in the entire world. Could be a problem for the police though...

Police: Step out of the vehicle please!
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!

*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*

by MulluM April 17, 2017