A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.
by Sand E. Titties March 17, 2008
Get the cock-bagelmug. An awesome cafe in Northen California offering Jewish/Hispanic foods such as rugalah and empanadas, and of course bagels. They carry quailty foods that are as good for you as they are tasty. They also sell menorahs and have sales on dia de los muertos.
by shit colored sunshine October 17, 2007
Get the Los Bagelsmug. The act of putting your dick in the hole of a bagel, then proceeding to fuck a girl anally who just took a shit and didn't wipe then after, she then eats the shit covered bagel, bite by bite off your dick.
by supperrslut6969XxX June 29, 2011
Get the Bananto Bagelmug. The area around a guy's navel. When both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.
"I'll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel."
"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"
"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"
by finnegan217 December 4, 2006
Get the Hairy Bagelmug. by whoisgary November 14, 2016
Get the wang bagelmug. by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009
Get the Stud Bagelmug. by Captain Awesomo November 6, 2009
Get the Jew Bagelmug.