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backwards fucking pageantry 

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult
Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

backwards donkey-whistle 

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass
she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce

Backwards Mashed Potatoes 

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.
Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.

Backwards pizza place 

The backwards pizza place means to have someone shove cheese, tomato paste/sauce, and garlic in your rectum before buttfucking you while saying mama mia
Oh yeah I gave my girl the backwards pizza place

Backwards-Jump-Top 

When your girl give you too but instead of riding you,she jumps on your Johnson
Bruh my girl is so kinky that she did the Backwards-Jump-Top to me last night.

Backwards Thumbs Up 

To show your approval for a girl by jamming your thumb up her ass.
Trump: "Yes, it's true - a grabbed her by the pussy!"

Guy talking to Trump: "That's it? You mean you also didn't give her a Backwards Thumbs Up? I'm...disappointed!"
Backwards Thumbs Up by joe995 October 5, 2024