backseat gamble

The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.

I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.

by Conman31415 April 21, 2010

backseat freedom

The phrase has taken on two interpretations referring to either the old days when seatbelts weren't required, or the more popular risquè version alluding to getting frisky with a partner in the backseat of a vehicle.

"I'm a child of backseat freedom, baptised by rock and roll."

by Ze Übermensch July 21, 2017

backseat lover

The one doing the fucking in anal sex

I bent over and let my backseat lover do all the work

by Joe The Guy? July 9, 2021

Dirty Juevo Backside Fakey

While doing a girl doggy style, pull out, spit on her ass, when she looks back bust in her face. hodini

So I was banging this chick doggy style and when I was about to bust, I pulled a dirty juevo backside fakey.

by Chadwick Meriweather III January 26, 2005

Backseat BBQ

When two people are doing it in a car with the windows up and one of them farts.

Ugh I was banging this guy it was a total backseat BBQ.

by Holyceiling June 4, 2009

Backie

A back massage.

Nora gave Ken such an excellent backie last night, he told her she should be a masseuse.

by 420thyme December 11, 2010

da backside

1. the opposite of da frontside. da backside is a sexual position, and one of choice for men working at the depot. getting a piece of tail is never considered complete without "doing her from da backside".

Jim "Piece of tail on da weekends?"
Phil "Could be."
Jim "Do 'er up from da backside?"
Phil "Sure did."

by Julian December 6, 2004