The seemingly endless text messages you receive from the last person you would like to be receiving messages from.
John will not get the hint! My phone is full of his unwanted textual advances. It's just never gonna happen!
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"The University of Advancing Technology, golly gee... What the Fuck is That?!"
"Let's go to www.uat.edu for more educational propaganda!"
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A hard working employee of advance auto parts, who often is yelled at and ridiculed by customers for not having parts for obscure automobiles.
An advance autoslave would commonly hear a gripe such as, "you mean you don't have a generator shim for my 72 Volkswagen Thing!?"
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by Jenn Dickey December 17, 2005
Get the Avant Tard mug.When someone approaches another someone in a unwanted sexual manner. They ussually do it in a way that is unapealing and makes the second party feel uncomfortable.
by idatedelvis99 March 8, 2009
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Did you see the was he danced at the show!? That shit was fucking CRAZY! That was some insane avant-pseudo-crunk.
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2) 4 or more guys stand around it in a circle naked
3) they all reach and grab the shaft of the person to their right
4) each guy attempts to make the person to their right nut
5) after everyone has finished, the batter is cooked into pancakes
6) the person who nutted first is hand fed all of them by the person who made them nut
2) 4 or more guys stand around it in a circle naked
3) they all reach and grab the shaft of the person to their right
4) each guy attempts to make the person to their right nut
5) after everyone has finished, the batter is cooked into pancakes
6) the person who nutted first is hand fed all of them by the person who made them nut
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