Asterisknaut

Sir Richard Branson and all those people will fly Virgin Galactic and Blue Origin. They do not deserve to be called astronauts because they can pay $250k to be in near earth space for 5 minutes.

“Sir Richard Branson an Astronaut? More like Asterisknaut.”

by Riversideways July 11, 2021

Asterisknaut

Sir Richard Branson and all those people will fly Virgin Galactic and Blue Origin. They do not deserve to be called astronauts because they can pay $250k to be in near earth space for 5 minutes.

“Sir Richard Branson…an Astronaut? More like Asterisknaut.”

by Riversideways July 11, 2021

austrian whip

When you take the chainsaw chain and use it as a whip.

Person 1: if you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll use my Austrian whip on yo ass
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE

by Mister Bister Pister September 24, 2021

Asteris

Asteris is like one of the people that hears at least once in his lifetime "OMG you're the first person i've ever met with that name".

Asteris is better than Giorgos/Kostas/Giannis

by Hectorstar November 21, 2021

Austris

Very succesful person with great taste in arts.

Austris is hottest boy in all town

by Atis November 21, 2021

asterinos

A guy who is closest to the Shrigma male archetype.

Person 1: Do you know Asterinos?
Person 2: Yes he is totally a shrigma male

by Chungus big November 21, 2021

austria

the country hitler was boorn in

a: hey do you know were hitler was boorn

b: austria
a:k thanks

by never gonna give you up never October 20, 2021