night piping

an ominous way to say you’re going to sodomize your buddy later that night

Bro 1: “I was thinking about going Night Piping with Garret later”
Bro 2: “Can I come along? That sounds dangerous”
Bro 1: “I don’t think you know what I’m saying.. dawg..”
Bro 2: “Ohhh that gay shit”

by NotPorbeans June 3, 2019

Night Pickle

A pickle that SeffInSpace enjoys at night.

"Were you there in stream when Seff was eating a night pickle? Pretty poggers right?"

by There I fixed it June 16, 2022

frank night

When a woman goes out, gets drunk, sleeps with complete stranger, and goes home one pair of panties shy of a wardrobe. Not knowing his name, he becomes known as Frank to her friends

You came home with no panties again Chrissy. Did you have another Frank night?

by Latenite007 March 26, 2016

Night Monkey

When you and your friends hide in a tree and jump down when people walk beneath you, scaring the crap out of them

Dude, remember that one time we were playing night monkey and I got chased?

Oh dude that was so funny!

by Nicky J! April 23, 2009

night's over

Polite way to let a friend know that you need to leave some place fast because you LITERALLY shit your pants (sharted)or FIGURATIVELY shit the bed. If you just farted up the joint and need to leave you might say "night's over" as hyperbole.

a: Night's over.
b: Why?
a: I pooped my pants so lets get outta here fast.
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a: Night's over.
b: Dude, we didn't eat all day, how'd you shart.
a: I didn't shart, I just got rejected hard by the shot-girl, though, so we gotta bust outta here.
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This derives from the classic line in the movie 25th Hour: "Night's over. I sharted."

by Hilldough January 2, 2009

trump in the night

An unnecessary disturbance caused by a person who has a pathological need for attention.

These presidential tweets have no substance; they are a trump in the night.

by smjgJsbjgsm July 28, 2018

Night Siphoning

Squeezing as much “you time” as you possibly can out of the night time, so you don’t go to bed, because this tends to lead to waking up and going to your crappy job.

Side effects: Acute morning-after grogginess, followed by unproductive day of dim-wittedness and bumping into things.

Possible solution: Quitting said job and finding one you like.

Office person 1: Wow, dude, you look awful.
Office person 2: Yeah, I stayed up until 5am playing Fallout 3. Indulged in a little night siphoning.

by travors February 18, 2010