asspiece

A plastic device used for navigating snow and icy terrain with great alacrity. It's kind of like the ghetto equivalent of a sled. Essentially it's a piece of plastic someone's ass goes on. Hence, it's an ass piece.

I broke my sled because I got distracted by a pair of frogs having sex by the lake. Now I am force to buy an asspiece instead due to my limited budget.

With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.

by Romulus Augustulus January 13, 2019

asspectorate

as in, to expectorate from the ass.

Could be just a toot (fart) or a shart.

I was sparring in jiu jitsu and I accidentally asspectorated on my partner during an especially rough take-down.

by Somebody Liz January 30, 2019

Assapopolis

A place where the person(s) of the upmost assness reside.

“Assapopolis; Population Brandon and Nelson.”

“Brandon and Nelson are definitely from Assapopolis!”

by ig@B_breezy215 December 20, 2019

ASAPP

as soon as pandemic-ally possible

please process payment ASAPP

by Oh So Flixy May 15, 2020

Assphabet

analfabet when people can't tie words and doesn't know them and yet still they judge

Person 1: So stress, self important people? stupid people?
Person 2: You're an Assphabet!

by sweetbitchwow insta July 9, 2020

Assphabet

Someone who doesn't understand the words.

Person 1: the weather is nice (:
Person 2: i don't like you!
Person 1: i didn't said i " liked " you, you Assphabet.

by sweetbitchwow insta July 14, 2020

assophobia

fear of ass

"My friend has assophobia. He is afraid of ass."

by turreter October 18, 2020