apple

oral sex usually referring to a blow job

the prostitute down the block will give u an apple for five bucks

by sepatah September 22, 2005

Apple

As well as a fruit, Apple is also a computer company that far out does any other. Their computers along with their iPods, iPhones, iPads, and iHomes, will soon take over the world.

"My new Apple computer rocks! " Said Sally.

"Whoa, my Apple iPod never freezes!" Exclaimed Dween.

by an intelligent human. February 3, 2010

apple

The part of the eye, as yet undiscovered by scientists, which reveals loving feelings for others, usually family members, close friends and sometimes, even school kids.

you are the apple of my eye

by drummunkey November 28, 2010

Apple

A red or green circlish object in which you eat,has a core,and a stem.(a fruit)

I ate an apple today it was yummy!

by Kelsy and Macie April 3, 2008

apples

why the fuck are you looking up apple for you dumbfuck? You should know what an a p p l e is.

you probably ate apples before.

by blowed_patato December 12, 2016

Appled

A term for when an individual is walking and staring at his or her iPhone or iPad, and a criminal walks up, takes it and runs off before the victim realizes what happened. It is the equivalent to walking down a street with three or four $100 bills in your hand and, as you are staring at the ground, having someone come up and rip the money out of your hand.

Guy 'where is your iPad, I thought you went everywhere with it?'

Girl 'it got appled while I was walking to the subway from my appartement."

by Gronk88 March 18, 2013

Apple

A silicon-valley tech based company that is literally more powerful than any company in the world and has more money than the federal reserve. It is keen on innovation and providing the user with the most glossy and controlled experience possible, where they determine what is best for your device to keep the best quality possible. Some scrutinize them for this, others agree with this method, and some are neutral about it. Apple products are very expensive and most people use them as a status symbol-their products typically represent the average Middle Class family in America.

Fandroid: my phone cost less than yours and I have way more features than you do.
Apple Fanboy: What happens if I just need a basic phone that can complete all my goals?
Fandroid: Than why not just buy a cheaper Android without all that extra software, like a Nexus?
Apple Fanboy: Because I already have an Apple computer and I wanted a unified experience!
Fandroid: Than why not just buy Chromecast, which cost $30 and watch videos from your phone on your TV that way?
Apple Fanboy: Because my computer is synced with my phone...
Fandroid: Did you know that I can treat my phone like a harddrive? I just drop my files in there and it syncs with my phone.
Apple Fanboy: well, I don't like the mess of files, and I like the fact that I can buy songs on my Apple phone and play them on my Apple Tv, phone, and computer.
Fandroid: Well, Google has the Playstore. And you can listen to your music offline on your PC and your phone for free, AND you can sync your pirated music across all of your devices because Google Music adds it to your library
Apple Fanboy: Well, as you can see, I have iCloud, so all my music syncs AND I can organize it better with iTunes instead of having all of those "unknown" artists in my library.
As you can see, no one really wins and this can go on for days basically.

by criedman101 March 16, 2014