An apes empire

A derogatory term for a person ruled knowingly or unknowingly by biases of a single type or many such that they are unable to make logic judgement and see the real world.

“The judge convicted Marcus but Maria got off on the same evidence” “oh he is such an apes empire”

“Jack says she hit him first” ”Jill says he hit her first” “Jack obviously gets arrested” “Fucking Ape Empire”

“I totally told disproved god but bob just kept ignoring me” “well he’s a massive AE (apes empire) isn’t ‘e”

by MechanicalWordMachine December 31, 2017

fucking apes

The only phrase that can be put anywhere and make sense.

The toilet is broken again .. fucking apes!!

by Kmitt May 11, 2021

Planet of the apes

When a girl eats your ass in front of your homies to establish her dominance over there.

Bro that chick planet of the apesd me at the party last night

by ImTriscuit August 7, 2018

Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.

Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

by Cate89 March 23, 2019

to go apes

To go express oneself wildly or savagely, as an ape would.

My friend and I were having a good time, but when he made fun of my little sister, I had to go apes on him.

by Peggisms March 24, 2019

Unity of apes

Unity of apes is not a group; it’s a religion. We are the ones who go ape time every full moon aka unleash our inner apes. We go into the woods everyday communicating and worshiping our god, Harambae for he is the chosen ape.

Uncultured swine: what religion are you?
Ape brother: I am apart of the unity of apes

by The ape man November 12, 2019