Andre

A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.

Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(

by Simposium July 14, 2020

andré

a guy who is overly sure of himself and very conceited or constantly starting discussions

Man don't be an André .
Man that André was really annoying

by StreetLegendKeepItReal September 4, 2020

Andre

An occasionally mean person, but nice if he's in a good mood. Likes dog onesies.

Andre slapped audriech.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

André

That guy that kinda smells like stale bologna. He drives around in a taxi blasting elevator music.

Have you seen that guy André?? I heard he picks up all the ladies in a taxi!!

by Barneyandfriends94 October 3, 2020

Andre

Andre is an amazing, chill, funny guy. He is a great person who likes the thrill of life but can also be a bit wild and crazy. Andre is the guy is loving life and doing what he wants at the same time.

Andre's sick innit

by JKS77 November 1, 2020

Andre

A fine ass mf who got a big ass mf dic.!
They fine asf most likely to have dreads.

Andre so mf fine!.

by Big d baby. December 20, 2020

Andre

Andre is a handsome, loving, caring human being. He Has Strong Intentions For Making Friends. He’s funny and overall one of the best people to be around.

Anyone would want to be friends with Andre.

by Cy? December 21, 2020