Amber heard

literally a bitch.
she abused johnny depp and tried to use feminism: hE's A mAn Im A wOmAn, WoMeN CaNt AbUsE mEn!!!1!1!11.

Girl: i love amber heard
man from Zimbabwe news: why are u gei?

by A.penis September 22, 2021

Amber

A girl who is always looking at the brighter things in life. Very optimistic. Usually a Sagittarius. Even when life hands her the shittiest of lemons, here she comes back with the sweetest lemonade. She's a beautiful person inside and out but rarely notices her worth. She thinks way to negative about herself but little does she know She's amazing! Dam she rocks some curves!! Can't take her no where without someone almost breaking theyre neck. Speaks her mind, isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Very straightforward. She is also hilarious, that girl has got a sense of humor. She is one of a kind. Wont find anyone else quite like her. Definitely someone who you couldn't live without.

Sam: " Hey who's that chick you were with the other day? She's hilarious "

Ken: "Oh that's my friend Amber, she's one of a kind"

by DazedandDebonner December 22, 2017

Amber

Amber is the funniest friend you will ever meet. She is very kind.she loves food and is always hungry.She is very sporty and pretty. She is usually very skinny but still thinks she is fat but she will not starve herself Amber is the best person with relationships she likes to organize and make new friends but is very shy if she doesn't know you at all but if she knows you she will be the most gala riots and weirdest person ever

(Amber) is the most hilarious and funny friend I've ever had

by Amber_Apple February 27, 2016

Amber

Amber is a creative and extremely intelligent person.She is very organized and keeps a tidy lifestyle and home.Amber is very generous and hates seeing people sad.She is usually very healthy and loves exercise.An Amber is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet however she has a very bad anger if provoked.She loves her family and her friends and loves spending time with them and making memories.She has a bubbly and a girly girl personality that many people are attracted to.An Amber is also funny and outgoing.She is very goal-oriented,ambitious,determined and loves to outshine others.Amber is always the one to go the extra mile and takes pride in everything she does.Amber is also GORGEOUS.She has beautiful long and shiny hair, a very toned body and beautiful teeth and eyes.Amber also has talent she loves to do many things and extra curriculars.Amber loves music as well. She is often envied by others due to her beauty,determination,lifestyle and personality.At times she can doubt her beauty and talent.She is very extroverted and once you get to know her you will discover that she is the most exciting and interesting person ever.

Omg that girl is so pretty and she is good at almost everything.
She must be an Amber

by Princess2468 November 10, 2018

Amber

She's a fricking smart girl, she's usually short but she can be really aggressive . She's drop dead gorgeous with some CAKE👅 She has a lot of good friends but she has only one true friend most likely taller than her. She always sticks up for her friends she has the balls to do anything and say anything. Shes drop dead gorgeous and a feisty hottie.

Person 1: frick I want an amber

Person 2: WOAH look at that amber

by PJ G. March 27, 2017

Amber Turd

A piece of shit, who wrongfully threw shade at Johnny Depp in order to join the me too movement . This basically ruined the man’s life. Depp did however get justice in the defamation trial.

June 1st, 2022 will forever be remembered as the Day that Amber Turd almost defamed Captain Jack Sparrow.

by cj_litt June 2, 2022

Keaton Albertson

An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.

"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."

"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."

by mantidae July 6, 2009