Amazonitis

An Amazon shopper's discombobulation when they try to shop for an ITEM to purchase at Amazon.com and discover that they are expected to put an item in their CART BEFORE they are ready to purchase it and BEFORE they know for sure what it's PRICE is, but that it's not a problem BECAUSE they can remove it LATER only to find that: NO they don't want it and now have to go and REMOVE it first. It's like as if ELON MUSK was putting TWITTER in his CART and then having to remove it when he comes to his SENSES and starts to have that nauseous feeling about the purchase.

My friend suffered acute Amazonitis when he realized that he had purchased 24 bras for his girlfriend, when he failed to remove the previous 18 bras from his cart while a telemarketer interrupted his purchase order.

by ForgetMeKnot! November 5, 2022

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Amazon Music

Music streaming platform founded by Amazon.com, Inc.

I'm going to listen to Amazon Music.

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Amazon Prime & Hypeness

(the opposite of 'Netflix & Chill') Going to a female's house or taking a female to your house and watch action movies that will ultimately trigger your energy, adrenaline, and vivacity to the point you find yourself narrating the dialogue and/or imitating what you see. You'll be so deep in your zone that neither of you are thinking about snuggling or getting intimate with each other.

"Baby girl I ain't for all that "love potion" shit. If you like lets go to my crib and indulge ourselves in a little Amazon Prime & Hypeness. I got plenty of superhero movies and martial arts flicks. I ain't setting the mood with no champagne or dim lights. I got cookies and cream, brownies, kool-aid and cranberry juice. Sound good?

by The Coolest Introvert December 7, 2021

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