Alligator

a furry snake that chews on Bunnies. it is the only thing capable of standing up to a cat. this fuzzy rodent can scratch you from 200ft away. if you crouch and hold some cooked salmon to it you can tame it within 3-6 tries. once tamed it will show floating hearts. but be careful. alligators chew on people.

small child: oh my frickity frakin' crap! an alligator!
fuzzy friend: hello my child, come closer...
small child: ok

and they lived happily ever after.

by Randomchao5 November 13, 2019

Alligator pear

The legendary creature that is a cross between an alligator and a pear, legends say that it walks the earth destroying everything in its path.

It is also another name for avocado.

A:the alligator pear has arrived! we are all going to die!
B:What the fuck are you talking about? It's just an avocado

by ZIMBABUE April 25, 2024

Russian Alligator

When you pull out of a girl who is laying prone as you are having sex with her, you cum on your stomach and chest. She lays there until it dries then she picks it off and eats it like potato chips.

If you love me, you would do the Russian Alligator

by PEEGARGLER September 13, 2025

alligator jiggling fever

When one uncontrollably mud-rolls similar to how an alligator does.

He's got that alligator jiggling fever, rolling all over that swamp.

by Burnam123 April 24, 2024

alligator fun time

do be butt fucked with a dildo while eating alligator nuggets, then you proceed to shove them up your asshole.

oh susan we did alligator fun time and i dont think i can recover from it this time

by oofer101 January 23, 2018

Alligator Grab

When engaging in anal sex with your sweetie and you reach in her vagina and jerk yourself off.

I had to use the alligator grab on the old lady this morning when just being in one orifice just doesn't get it done.

by Half shaft October 31, 2018

Alligator

An animal with 3 letters in its name.

"Name an animal with 3 letters in its name"
"Alligator"

by coincoincoasdwkoicn June 15, 2017